The Bad Influences

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I found this weird old record in my basement, I guess it's some band called The Bad Influences? I thought they sounded kinda neat so I ripped it from the vinyl and put it up on bandcamp. I mean I guess it's a little bit illegal to make money off someone else's music but hey, who's gonna know?

(HEY all joking aside you can pay 3 bucks for this album, but paying is entirely optional, you can DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE HERE
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because paying for music is kinda obsolete at this point. though just so you know if you DO decide to pay for it you're an incredible person)

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released April 1, 2016

Tommy Bad (AKA Jaden Eckel) - organ, lead vocals
Jeff Bad (AKA Jaden Eckel) - guitar, backing vocals
Cassandra Bad (AKA Jaden Eckel) - bass
Stiggs Bad (AKA Jaden Eckel) - drums

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The Ecksperience San Diego, California

Random projects related to quasi artist/musician Jaden Eckel, however tangentially (not an actual record company)

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Track Name: Psychopath
I'm gonna slice up your head
and keep it under my bed
but I'm still gonna double tap you
to make sure that you're dead

I'm packin' five kinds of heat
so when I walk down the street
all the fellas know that I ain't there
for a meet n' greet

'cause
I'm a psychopath (he's a psychopath)
I'm a psychopath (he's a psychopath)
I'm a psychopath (he's a psychopath)
I'm a psychopath (he's a psychopath)

I've got a mean red streak
and a meaner killstreak
when suckers meet me
they know they're up shit creek

they try to detain
but I'm just too insane
gimme five minutes and I'll fold that
straightjacket into a crane

'cause
I'm a psychopath (he's a psychopath)
I'm a psychopath (he's a psychopath)
I'm a psychopath (he's a psychopath)
I'm a psychopath (he's a psychopath)

To me, peoples' demises
are practically franchises
catch me at the pub
playing pool with your eyeses

I'm the harbinger of doom
so you'd be correct to assume
that human bones and skin
are what furnish my living room

go ahead, put me in the clink
I've been to every precinct but the kitchen sink
I'll break out faster than
you could possibly think

I've got brass knuckles on my fist
and a gun that won't miss
so watch out son
'cause you're next on the list

I'm a psychopath (he's a psychopath)
I'm a psychopath (he's a psychopath)
I'm a psychopath (he's a psychopath)
I'm a psychopath (he's a psychopath)
Track Name: Tyler Durden
I don't give a crap cause everyone's an alien
I don't give a crap cause everyone's dead
I don't give a crap cause I'm hallucinating this
I'm waking up tomorrow in a hospital bed

I think my mind's significantly beautiful
to fabricate a complicated living universe
and if this is just a show and everyone's an actor
the vast majority of them are pretty well rehearsed

'cause

everyone's Tyler Durden
everyone's Tyler Durden
everyone's Tyler Durden
everyone's Tyler Durden
and so am I

I tried to check myself into a lunatic asylum
but the lady at the counter called me hypochondriac
she gave me medication and a lollipop
and then she sent me out the door and told me never to come back

I wrote a song and put it on the internet
hoping that my friends would complement me
but they aren't real and neither is the song
cause I perished in a fire in 2003

oh

everyone's Tyler Durden
everyone's Tyler Durden
everyone's Tyler Durden
everyone's Tyler Durden
and so am I
(disjointed maniacal laughter)

I think I've made my point by now, but lemme just reiterate one more time so it's fresh in your memory.

everyone's Tyler Durden
everyone's Tyler Durden
everyone's Tyler Durden
everyone's Tyler Durden
and so am I
Track Name: Devil On My Shoulder
I got a devil on my shoulder (got a devil on my shoulder)
and he's always tellin' lies (and he's always tellin' lies)
no angel, just a devil (no angel, just a devil)
and my shoulder's gettin' tired (and my shoulder's gettin' tired)

I got a devil on my shoulder
and he just won't leave me alone

I got a devil on my shoulder (got a devil on my shoulder)
and I tried to shake him off (and I tried to shake him off)
but you can't argue with the devil (you can't argue with the devil)
so you just gotta let him talk (so you just gotta let him talk)

I got a devil on my shoulder
and he just won't leave me alone

well, he's keen to run his mouth all night and day
and though you might be frightened by the things he'll say
you just gotta turn your head the other way
and see

one more time

I got a devil on my shoulder (got a devil on my shoulder)
and he's always tellin' lies (and he's always tellin' lies)
no angel, just a devil (no angel, just a devil)
and my shoulder's gettin' tired (and my shoulder's gettin' tired)

I got a devil on my shoulder
and he just won't leave me alone
Track Name: Sword of Damocles
The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head
And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread
Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery
Oh, can't you see that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer?

I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed
And left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnameable dread
My high is low, I'm dressed up with no place to go
And all I know, is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer...

Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime
That ain't no crime

Rocky Horror you need peace of mind
And I want to tell you that you're doing just fine
You're the product of another time
And feeling down, well that's no crime...

The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head
And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread
Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery
Oh, can't you see that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer?

Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime
That ain't no crime
Track Name: Little Red
Little Red, Little Red
don't go in the woods
Little Red, Little Red
if you think you should
Little Red, Little Red
There's a wolf about
Little Red, Little Red
Who'd eat you if he could

Little Red, Little Red
don't go in the woods
Little Red, Little Red
in your little hood
Little Red, Little Red
there's a wolf about
Little Red, Little Red
who'll eat you if he could

he may seem like a man of wealth and taste
but you're not safe if you see his face
sympathy for him will seal your doom

Little Red, Little Red, don't go in the woods
Little Red, Little Red, don't go in the woods
Little Red, Little Red, don't go in the woods
Little Red, Little Red, don't go in the woods

Little Red, Little Red
say you gotta go
Little Red, Little Red
grandma's sick and so
Little Red, Little Red
you're bringing her some sweets
Little Red, Little Red
and spools of thread to sew

Little Red, Little Red
if you must little red
Little Red, Little Red
on your way to grandma's bed
Little Red, Little Red
bring your submachine
Little Red, Little Red
and put a bullet through his head

make that wolf's pelt like your little hood
make him hit the ground just where he stood
his jaws will not snap into tomorrow

Little Red, Little Red, don't go in the woods
Little Red, Little Red, don't go in the woods
Little Red, Little Red, don't go in the woods
Little Red, Little Red, don't go in the woods

I'm prayin' for you little red
that wolf will huff and puff
but if he finds you, keep in mind
that you are strong enough

don't be afraid
don't be afraid
don't be afraid little red
(repeat till fadeout)
Track Name: Jellystone
uh oh here they come
the queens of right and wrong
them gangly son of a bitches
to which i dedicate this song

what deity or god
said you should keep the peace?
instated you as chiefs
of the morality police?

I know you want to help
like everybody should
but you should know your actions
do more harm than they do good

touch my mangled brain
and look into my eyes
the guidance you impose
is just opression in disguise

let me be myself
despite those lies you may have heard
let me be myself
there's no need to kill the mockingbird
it seems

you're some kinda perfectionist
and i am some kinda perpetual changer
i am yogi bear and you're stalking me
like the jellystone park ranger

you're some kinda perfectionist
and i'm some kinda perpetual changer
i am yogi bear and you're stalking me
like the jellystone park ranger

my mind is not all there
but you're not my protege
how does it affect you
if I go about my day?

I do not want to harm you
I do not want your blood
but all you ever want to do
is drag me through the mud

the world is just a melting pot
of brains and guts and sweat
none of us have ever reached
those standards that we set

so do yourself a favor
hold a mirror to your brain
just how can you critique me
when you're hardly even sane?

let me be myself
despite those lies you may have heard
let me be myself
there's no need to kill the mockingbird
it seems

you're some kinda perfectionist
and i am some kinda perpetual changer
i am yogi bear and you're stalking me
like the jellystone park ranger

you're some kinda perfectionist
and i'm some kinda perpetual changer
i am yogi bear and you're stalking me
like the jellystone park ranger

baby, shouldn't you be focusing on more important things? there are sexists and racists and murderers and rapists out there who actually wanna hurt people! and you're concentrating all your efforts on a guy like me who just wants to get through life without hurting anyone and then die.

uh oh here she comes
the bringer of my pain
I told you never to show
your face in here again
(repeat till fadeout)
Track Name: The Bad Influences
well, we teach children to say bad words
we use bb guns to shoot down birds
when we're not skitchin' we're keying cars
we don't gotta be drunk to fight at bars

our existance is not s+p approved
we don't wash our hands after we poo
to stay away from us would be wise

'cause we're the bad influences
no matter what anybody says
we're the bad influences
no matter what anybody says

we're the bad influences
no matter what anybody says
we're the bad influences
no matter what anybody says

we like terrorizing the nation
we shoplift candy from gas stations
we start riots over football games
we don't signal when we're changing lanes

we graffitti walls and play our music loud
call the cops, you'll only draw a crowd
and attention's all we really want

'cause we're the bad influences
no matter what anybody says
we're the bad influences
no matter what anybody says

we're the bad influences
no matter what anybody says
we're the bad influences
no matter what anybody says

Again, we're looking for a white female who is approximately 73 years of age, 5'2, 160 lbs. She should be wearing a brown tinted top and brown pants. Possibly carrying a purse. If you see her or have any information on her whereabouts, please call the Palm Bay Police Department, Option 0.
[BEEP]

you name a wall and we've tagged it
you name a plant and we've smoked it
you name a beverage we drunk it
you name a record, we broke it!

'cause we're the bad influences
no matter what anybody says
we're the bad influences
no matter what anybody says

we're the bad influences
no matter what anybody says
we're the bad influences
no matter what anybody says